Randomness....

I've been very tempted to write my own memoir over the past few years... I even know of someone I'd like to be my ghost writer to help spruce it up.  I've had some crazy, comedic moments that would for sure entertain some people. But with that being said, what would my cover look like?  Gosh, being such a critic of covers, you'd think I'd have that picked out first! It would have to be something funny, something sweet to go along with my BIG sweet tooth, and for sure something that would show all the bizzare events that have come my way...
My fellow followers, what would your book cover look like?!?!